Tonight we got home after a pretty long drive and Deakon was not happy. I picked him up and he definitely had a stinky butt so I changed him and because his skin was kind of red I decided to let him air out for awhile...
I went into the kitchen to call someone in our ward who I had never talked to. I was really trying to concentrate on not sounding like a moron so when Deakon tugged on my hand and gave me something I didn't even look down. As I finish up the conversation, I am squeezing this moist, spongy something that he had given me. So, I look down and see that he had given me a piece of poop!!! GROSS!!! The worst part about it is that I am still on the phone frantically looking at Kyle trying to tell him though ESP, "Don't let Deakon touch anything!!!" It didn't work... so I quickly hung up and starting yelling, "Where did he poop, what is he touching, pick him up, wash his hands"
Fortunately we got the situation under control without too much scrubbing... Oh the joys of parenthood.
5 comments:
ha ha ha.. I am sorry to laugh but i was laughing out loud so hard!!! I am glad that there was not too much to clean up! ha ha... that is hillarious!
Ha ha! So funny, Ang! Something I can look forward to I guess...
You have the best stories on here.
What? NO PICTURE? LOL That is funny!
I decided against a picture for 2 reasons...
1- I got a little bit of crap for the throw up pic
2- My hands were covered in... POOP!
Hilarious! That story had me laughing out loud!
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